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Hempy Buckets: A Safe and Simple Alternative for the Disabled Grower

Greetings Kids, Jeff here with a little life matter what to do or how you are set up, if you have a degenerative disease, there will come a point where the more sophisticated and high-production methods become too much and you are faced with that or giving up growing entirely.  In point of fact, I am at this point myself...when I first started growing with the idea of growing while disabled in mind I studied as many different methods of growing as I could find, just to have as much fundamental knowledge as is possible. Hempy buckets are an older method of growing going back quite a ways...I looked at these a few years ago but could not figure out how to make them work with the rest of the system I had designed and was working so they just became interesting ideas.

Well now that I am struggling my good friend and grow mentor reminded me of these...I had to do some refresher work but realized these could be a good middle-ground between struggling with a bigger system and giving up everything. At their heart, Hempy Buckets are a very very simple design that blends hydroponics and soil growing. To make a Hempy Bucket you just have to take any bucket-shaped container, drill a 1/2 inch of better hole a few inches from the bottom and presto, you have a Hempy Bucket. The rest is how its used:
Basic Hempy Bucket Design
There are many ways of doing this so its best if I only explain this one because thats what I am doing in real life. The idea is you fill the bottom to the drain-hole with drainage friendly stuff like rocks, hydroton, perlite, etc. Then I fill from there to the top with nutritionally inert soilmix with 75% coco coir and 25% perlite for drainage. After I add a plant I add nutrients until they start to flow from the hole we drilled earlier. This is the reason for the dishes under the buckets. This becomes a reservoir for the plant roots to drink from and set up this way you only need to feed once a week at first, twice a week later. The plant and its personal environment will help the plant last longer and do better and it makes them very portable so moving them from veg to bloom is a snap.

To make a Hempy Bucket, get a drill with a half-inch bit and drill the bucket(s) 2 inches from the bottom of the bucket:
Instruments of destruction
Standard 3-gallon buckets
Drill your hole here


The idea is you have the bucket with the hole a few inches up. Depending on the bucket size that means that bucket will hold between a half and a gallon and a half of nutrients. Into the bottom of this you fill with perlite, hydroton, rocks, anything that features good drainage. Fill to just cover the hole.
Add drainage up to the hole

Then you fill the rest of the bucket with your favorite soil mix. Me, I used hydroton in the bottoms and made a 75/25 mix of coco coir and perlite.
My soilmix, 75% coir, 25% Perlite

Finish buckets with soilmix

Once these buckets are set up like this, set them in a dish large enough to catch the runoff.

Finally transplant your plant(s).

Move to grow tent, transplant seedlings and add nutrients

Add nutrients until they start to flow from the hole. Your Hempy Buckets are done and need to be filled about once or twice a week during veg, moreso in bloom. This is how my grow(s) will finish. Easy to make, simple to set up and so simple to fix. Not as automated as I like but it more than makes up for that with certain features that protect the plants, in this case from my dementia.

I ran out of coir before finishing so will do remaining plants tomorrow. Bonus is now my wife can help more...



Had six more to rescue from problems plus four crappy seedlings. Now that the basic Hempy is up and running, its time for version 2.0; that is just how it is around here. So applying what we know helps plants grow, I introduced air into the setup at the same time hacking up a feeding tube out of some spare PVC:

This I will set up in the Hempy buckets as I am adding the rest of the mix, finally plugging them into Big Mo' my industrial 8-port airpump:

So now my whole setup is converted to Hempy buckets; I have air-rigs set up for the first four but I need more of "me" than I had left over today...LBD sucks sometimes...

Anyhow I made a quickie video of the new and improved Hempy 2.0...\\




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