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As long as our dear leader is a moron, I say let the morons that follow him can all eliminate their social distancing.

Warning: Rant Therapy Ahead: Thanks to the LBD I only get a working mind a few hours a day, and when those hours are spent seeing something so logically, scientifically wrong and you (at that moment anyways) have a logic-minded brain, this shit sticks out and ruins what few hours of sanity I have. So instead of taking larger action, the safest thing for all is my Rant Therapy; Randy does it too, uses this joint to let off steam, Randy's no idiot either, not his fault he is from McConnell-land (just teasing Randy)...so take this for what it is, the ramblings of a sometimes crazy mind....Update 1: The Republicans are still at it; if they had their way there simply would not be any voters....I honestly don't see how they think they will politically survive the rather brain-dead decision to FORCE voting on the public in the middle of a pandemic. It keeps bringing the question, how stupid and arrogant are the Republicans....really?

The Republicans have a problem, a voter problem, a…

The end of operation: constant clarity, so far seems to be a success.

Well, its been a long-assed road kids but we are finally here, the moment of truth. As of today, the 18:1 RSO has officially been made! Woowoo! This morning I started with this:

And three hours later I had this:

Actually I had more than this but I am trying to hit a specific target with no laboratory to check results. Thus I three batches of RSO: Batch 1: Standard high THC RSO for pain, sleep, appetite. Flower(s): White Widow and Tahoe Cure. Batch 2. 20:1 high CBD from lab-tested to produce 20% CBD and 1% THC in the flower.  Straight extraction of CB Diesel. In all likelihood this will be the target med. Batch 3: In case Batch 2 didn't have quite enough THC (its very low) this Batch is basically Batch 2 boosted with a little of the stuff from Batch 1. 
Batch one will be used for day to day pain, appetite encouragement, sleep at end of day. Batch two will be the test batch to treat dementia and Parkinsons symptoms and Batch 3 will be used if Batch 2 proves ineffective.  
Actual hu…

Behold, the power of dementia in the right mental hands...

Summary: No matter how bad your surroundings are, any dementia patient still in the MCI has the ability to create and slip away to their very own customized safe room/house. Safe from the chaos, safe from the virus, safe from the idiocy. Best part is anyone can do it with even a little practice plus this is one of those feats that your dementia will actually make easier.

Hi, my name is Jeff Cobb, I have Lewy Body Dementia, and I am here to tell you that if used properly, dementia can be some powerful-assed shit.  Call it what you want, let me tell you what I did yesterday:

Due to the Corona virus pandemic I stayed indoors, thought ALOT about washing hands, surfaces, etc until I saw one dog licking his butt and the other dog licking my hands. What's the point. Seriously though, it was a day spent as I think many Americans did, tension followed by monotony followed by moments of disbelief at the idiocy of my own government above the State level, then depression that the dispensaries…

My Corona Virus Pandemic Darwin Award Nominations

Summary: As bad as the corona virus pandemic is, there is a very real, very science-based potential bright side to surviving. In point of fact after the pandemic is done, there is every chance there will be drastically fewer Republicans, Fox viewers, hate-mongers in the guise of news reporters fouling this planet. Imagine what a country we will have then. Read on for exactly how this will happen... There is a pandemic happening right now, COVID-19 or "the corona virus". Most people are doing their best to stay alive, not needlessly endanger others and simply survive this crisis by using their brains.

And then there are the rest of them out there that are pretending this is a hoax, going out and partying in large groups, ignoring quarantines and in some truly asinine cases intentionally try to get infected.

As expected the public and media react in horror to these cretins, wondering first what is wrong with them and secondly how soon they will get themselves and others killed…

Welcome to my dementia

Sometimes, out of the mouths of babes....well ok, crazy drug-addled old farts...I speak of course, of Ozzy Osbourne, recently confirmed passenger on the USS Dementia. However many years before this, the Ozz-meister was singing about dementia as if he had it back then. Who knows. Anyhow, I made this video with Ozzys help and some images that help welcome you to my dementia....


Peace, Jeff.

Coronavirus vs Flu

This is meant for those of you who aren't living with a chronic, disabling health condition, aren't caring for someone with a chronic health condition, or really don't know anyone with a chronic health condition and are worried and concerned about having to curtail your activities and be inconvenienced with the current viral scare which is, let's face it, no worse than the common cold and after all, the flu kills 1000's each year and we don't get all up in arms about it. For you, I have a few helpful, well meaning suggestions.

1. Have you tried reading a good  book?

2. Have you tried exercise?

3. Have you tried extra sleep?

4. Have you tried concentrating on other things?

5. Have you considered it's all in your head, a figment of your imagination?

6. Have you tried jogging?
7. Have you tried meditation
(Each of these have been said to me since I was diagnosed with LBD, mostly by well meaning family and friends)

8. Have you considered that although this is the same t…

Stoner Lifestyle for the Disabled: Stoner Food

Greetings kids, it's time to talk about something both much, much lighter than our usual fare and near and dear to my heart: Making Stoner Food.

Stoner Food? WTF? Stoner Food as a defined item could be described as "food that you are able to concoct from what's on the shelf, tastes good, is filling and most important of all it is simple to the point that you can do it with half your brain tied behind your back."
OK That was a mouthful but that describes Stoner Food in this house; in many asthetic ways, stoner food accomplishes many of the same goals as so-called "comfort food", scratches the same itches, it is simply nowhere as complicated to make. As a bonus, "Stoner Food" doesn't describe one specific dish or recipe, but rather a whole universe of plug and play opportunities for adventure in the kitchen. Best of all, because its safe for stoners to make, its safe for the disabled dementia patient as well!

Key tenets of stoner food cooking a…

Insanity 2020: I hate Trump for making this necessary...

Preface and Caveat: while a political party is referred to in this document, it is only meant to identify a source of pain and misery, much as you must be specific with your doctor about a painfully abscessed boil. Though the state of Nevada forces you to register as one of the known political parties in order to vote, prior to 2016 I was neither Democrat, Republican or anything else. In point of fact I barely even had a concept of what those even were. This document is about the containment and excising of a source of pain to millions of Americans and many millions of people world-wide. Make this into anything else at your own risk. This is not, repeat not about politics, its about insanity vs insanity and a non-trivial segment of our population struggling to survive the freakshow.
My name is Jeff, and I am dying of Lewy Body Dementia, something I accept. I have maybe 12-18 months in the so-called "Mild Cognitive Impairment" phase. This is the phase all dementia patients go…

The last of the 18:1 project crop has been harvested!

This will be short but as this is a milestone, I felt I had to make an entry, no matter how beyond crap I feel. Basically going into yesterday I had four plants left in the tent to harvest, three normally-potted plants and one trellised plant. I smartly harvested the other three yesterday. When you have dementia, its all about resource management and that means managing how much of "you" that you use up. I know if I didn't do the three and one (today) I would not have made it and if I had tried to harvest even a single leaf more today that would have been it as well. 
The short answer is, the trellised plant out-produced anything we had envisioned, it just blew our minds today as we peeled of layer after layer of chunky frosty buds. Almost zero airbuds in all this which surprised me because I know I have not been as attentive as I could have been at making sure the limbs all got pinned to the trellis right. I just didn't have it in me but if someone who did have it …

My steps down the path to my retirement cottage

Some see dementia as an end-stage to things, a kind of end of "you". From a perspective that is correct but only if very narrowly defined. The truth that I was forced to embrace came about as a result of my "world" getting smaller and smaller until the only places it exists is a few rooms in my home. Even with that though, like everyone else I needed a kind of safe room or place to go when things get too stressful or bad here.

For the longest time that safe room was my actual house, a refuge against the chaos that is reality. However time marches on and slowly my safe room shrunk until I was forced to create one in my own mind. Now I can go to that place pretty much whenever I get a thought to; its easier and more accessible than my own bathroom.

When I say "create" I really mean either I discovered it by accident or built it on purpose, completely forgot that I made it and "re" discovered it. As far fetched as the latter sounds, it happens mor…