Amazon Reviews that Amazon Won't Let You Post

This is a column that I will add to over time, one I have long-thought should be a website. Anyone who has been dicked over my an Amazon vendor knows the pain of getting no help from Amazon, they also know they if they leave an ACCURATE product review that Amazon will refuse to post it. They only accept reviews where the vendor is beyond reproach, the delivery was prompt and on-time and the product was exactly as ordered. If you have any of those previous things happen with your order Amazon will not let you report it. Amazon isn't as bad as DHGate is yet but they are really working on it with gusto to catch up.

Until that happens, this column is for Amazon reviews that Amazon won't allow you to make...

After reading about the PocketGo hand-held gaming system (and the fact that it played PS1 games AND I have a ton of them) I decided to order one through Amazon on Feb 10 2020. Feb 11 they approve the order and set a delivery date of Feb 20. As the date approaches the delivery keeps getting updated, still assuring Feb 20 delivery. Feb 20 comes and goes, I see no package, I track it to find no tracking info, I check Amazon who then thinks it never shipped, they are sorry but will let us know when they will deliver. The original order went through a vendor on Amazon called House of Toy:

So after I leave a query with company and get no response I leave this review. Within 12 hours I get a mail from Amazon claiming the vendor never shipped because they had a pricing error. W....T....F?

I also get this from Amazon regarding my review:
There isn't a chance in hell they needed to wait until I complained to discover any pricing error. Smells like out and out bullshit but the way Amazon circles the wagons we as mere mortals have few options for finding out. Thus this column; I will do my best to make sure all future customers of House of Toy think twice before gambling on them.....

Fuck you criminals at the House of Toys and fuck you Amazon for helping them.

Until next time which sadly with Amazon won't take long.....


Here comes another one; this is actually an extension of an earlier fuck up of Amazons, now twice in a single month Amazon swears stuff has been delivered and twice, nothing there. I have not left the house in months, they didn't fucking miss me. They just seem to be randomly throwing customer orders into the trash and leave us no recourse which is why I am force to post crap to this stupid web page, Amazon has zero interest in making things right. 

Few weeks ago some 40 bucks worth of trail mix and other items, claimed to be delivered, completely gone. Never got a reply from the seller, amazon, nobody. UPS said not to bother them, go bother Amazon. Thanks a fucking lot, everyone. 

Today it was a simple order of popcorn, something I have come to treasure during the lockdown and once again, Amazon claims its delivered, no way to complain or get my money back.

Yet once again, this is what the delivery actually looked like:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tasty!

Amazon, fix your shit. There is no way to report this, if I try to review it I get rejected, the seller says not our problem, UPS says not our problem Amazon remains mute and the customer remains fucked.

Screw you.

GREAT! Fucking Amazon lost yet another order! Thats two in one day, three in two weeks. This time its a AAA PS4 game, Ghost of Th(something I can't pronounce). Once again, Amazon leaves no recourse, the fucking chat bot tried to claim the order got changed to be delivered tomorrow but thats bullshit because Amazon is STILL claiming they delivered it:

Once again Amazon, BULLSHIT! Am I going to have to wait until you steal more than 1500 bucks worth of my money before I can take you to court?

I hate the fucking run-around they give you, the seller says contact UPS, UPS says contact Amazon, Amazon says not our problem. The chat bot helpfully will lie to you about your order, as if that makes me feel better.

Running total of goods lost by Amazon in the past thirty days:
41 bucks worth of trailmix, dried fruit, etc.
19 bucks for deluxe popcorn
60 AAA PS4 game
Total: $120 US, completely lost, never to be recovered, no attempt by Amazon to fix. Just fucking GONE.